I also decided to add what would have been my snarky comment if I was quick or rude enough to respond. Instead, I just giggle inside. Thank you people for providing some comic relief to this VERY pregnant momma!!
Question: Have you had that baby yet?
Snarky answer: Yep! Had him and am back to work. Don't mind this bump --it is all for show.
Question: I bet you are ready
Snarky answer: No, I think I want to be pregnant for the rest of my existence
Question: You are about to pop!
Snarky answer: I don't really have a "snarky answer" to this one. I just have to say, I love that the verb "POP" is used when describing a pregnant woman. Really? Pop??
Question: You are still here?? (work)
Snarky answer: Nope, I'm just a pregnant figment of your imagination
Question: Are you excited?
Snarky answer: Nah..
Question: Are you having him naturally?
Snarky answer: No, I was thinking about having aliens abduct him out of my uterus. I think it would make for a great news story!!
Question: What time/when do you think you will have him?
Snarky answer: 12:39 and 22 seconds. Really? Haven't you heard these baby things are a little unpredictable? It kind of adds to the excitement.
Question: Still pregnant?
Snarky comment: I really can't even come up with one here.. just REALLY?!?!?!?!
I really wish I would have started this list early into my pregnancy. The list would have been MUCH longer. People have no shame when it comes to asking a pregnant person a question. But again, it is all in good fun and I appreciate the laughs!!!